So here’s the backstory-
I do have a couple BS DUI’s in my past. One of them is legit, and I am a man and I can admit when I’m wrong, and I was way too hammered to drive on that one, and I took like like a man. The other two are complete crap and both times I passed the field sobriety tests, didn’t violate any traffic laws, cops were both d*cks, and I blew over the limit. Those two were 0.16 and 0.19 respectively, so it’s not like I was twisted drunk or anything either. So yeah, those two don’t count in my book, and the third one does (I’m not even telling you what I blew that night), and now I’m gonna be fighting one more.
So this latest one was Saturday night and I just got out of county the other day for it. Me and some of my boys went down to 4 bars, and ended at Tattle Tails show club and I knew I had to drive home, so the whole night I stuck to only beer except for just at the strip club because they had shots and beers, so guess what? Anyone in their right mind would take 4 shots instead of one beer for the same price.
I left Tattle’s and I distinctly remember walking back to my truck because I was doing the little field sobriety stuff- walk a straight line, say the ABC’s backwards (which would come in handy later) and all those usual things that everyone does when they’re about to drive after having a few drinks. So I know I wasn’t really drunk because I remember all of this clearly. Anyway, I headed home and I watched my speed, drove straight, and I was really careful. But before I knew it, I saw the cherries in my rear view. Pig pulled me over and said I was using too much of the road and I crossed the double yellow (both lies). I didn’t have a license, so I told him a bouncer took it at the bar. He must’ve not believed me because he quickly made me do the field sobriety test (which I KNOW I passed with flying colors) and then I blew a 0.26.
I’m gonna try to fight this one on several reasons-
1. When I got to the jail, they tested me again at 0.21, so clearly their meters are broken if they read that far apart.
2. I know I passed all the field sobriety tests
3. I didn’t violate any traffic laws
4. Pig had no probably cause for breathalizing me
5. Personal assurance that I wasn’t drunk at the time
6. Witnesses who will testify that I wasn’t that drunk when they last saw me
7. No way I was that drunk that night on JUST beer which never gets me drunk.
8. Receipts showing that I only drank 9 beers that night in like 4 hours.
OK, basically I need a good CHEAP lawyer who knows who to talk to and what strings to pull. I’ve got a wife who is leaving me and trying to get sole custody of our 3 kids, and she wants support on all 3 to the tune of 0 a kid per month (yeah right, you’ll see a penny of that money, sweetie). And my mom bailed me out, which she has several times, but this time she wants me to pay her back. I’m in the music industry (hip hop) and I am currently shopping a record deal that could blow up at any point, but I CAN’T be locked up when that drops.
I’ve got another suit about racism playing a part in my not getting signed yet. My mom can’t get her money paid back because I’m white? That’s real fair. So this lawyer my get a 2 for 1, so to speak if the money is right. I’ve got a good girlfriend with good credit, and I can’t be in lockup. I know theres plenty a cats out there that have 4 DUI’s and they walked, so I gotta make this happen, and I’m looking for some help.
Anybody know a good lawyer who knows who to pay, who’s back to scratch, that sort of thing? I dont like doing this, but I’ll buy my way out of this one if I have to. I’ll sell my Camaro, whatever it takes. I’m not going back to county.